They built our entire marketing funnel end-to-end and owned every deliverable. Not an ad-hoc agency you pay to run a few campaigns and hope it works.
We’ve shipped paid growth for leading wellness brands — IV clinics, longevity practices, yoga and Pilates studios, gyms, and supplement D2C.



Six specializations under one pod. From IV drips to longevity, fitness studios to supplements. Each has its own funnel quirks — trial-to-repeat is the only thing they share.
Walk-in protocol funnels, repeat-visit lifecycle, NAD+ and vitamin-drip educational creative.
High-AOV consult booking, peptide and hormone protocol funnels, LTV-first cohort reporting.
Intro-class lead-gen, class-pack to membership conversion, WhatsApp booking, retention triggers.
Trial-class funnels, member referral loops, retention-first paid spend, location-aware ads.
Subscription conversion, repeat-purchase modelling, creator-led creative, cohort LTV reporting.
Modality-first creative, multi-session package upsell, location-aware retargeting, intro-rate trials.
Twelve specializations under one pod. Whatever paid surface your members live on — we’ve shipped on it, learned on it, and tuned it for retention-first wellness economics.
Branded + protocol search · trial booking · local-clinic radius targeting
Cold prospecting · lookalike from LTV cohorts · UGC creator pipelines
Native hooks · supplement creator content · wellness-app acquisition
Founder-led explainer · protocol education · long-form trust-build
Geo-targeted retargeting · local studio awareness · brand defense
Creator-led acquisition · UTM-stitched codes · attributable partner spend
Media buying tuned to retention · multi-channel allocation by LTV cohort
UGC creator pipelines · modality-first creative · testimonial-led hooks
Trial-to-member handoff · subscription conversion · package upsell flow
Cohort LTV modelling · creator attribution · decision-grade retention reporting
Multi-market launch · new-modality positioning · subscription playbook
Subscription-aware infrastructure · cohort-attributable data layer
Wellness paid acquisition has its own physics — trial-to-habit drop-off, creator attribution gaps, LTV that hides behind first-purchase math. Here's how we approach the four that surface on nearly every audit.
Most accounts measure CAC on first purchase, then miss that wellness churns hard in month 2–3. Without a retention model, paid scales to break-even and stalls. ROAS lies; cohort revenue tells the truth.
Wellness brands run 30–50% of growth through creators, but most can't tell which creator drove what revenue. Spend stacks without a feedback loop. The top creators get under-rewarded; the mediocre get over-funded.
Yoga studios all target "yoga lovers 25–40 in [city]." IV clinics all bid on "vitamin drip near me." When everyone uses the same audience, CPMs climb and CVR drops. The funnel breaks at the top.
A first class, a first capsule, a first drip — none of them are the business. Most wellness funnels lose 60–70% between first purchase and second. The drop is invisible if you only track CAC, not retention.
Six funnels we've built and shipped for wellness accounts. Each is a working pattern, not a template — built around retention, LTV, and creator-stitched attribution from day one.
Location-aware lead form, package-vs-single decision tree, instant booking, retention email cadence built around redose intervals.
Free first-class lead-gen, in-studio conversion script, automated 7-day check-in, membership upgrade trigger at session 3.
One-time-to-subscription bridge, bundle/protocol upsell, post-purchase education series, churn-signal-based win-back.
Pre-consult assessment, peptide/hormone education content, deposit-secured booking, multi-touch lead nurture by protocol interest.
Creator code library, UTM-stitched landing pages, weekly creator-level ROAS, paid amplification of top-performing creator content.
Modality-first creative, multi-session package upsell, intro-rate trial, location-aware retargeting, post-session habit triggers.
“Most agency audits are templated — they ship the same 12 slides to every account. Ours don’t. Every teardown is custom-cut to your funnel, your spend, your category.”
Different ROAS math, same channel toolkit. Subscription brands (yoga membership, supplement subscription, app trial) need cohort LTV plugged into Meta so the algorithm bids on lifetime value, not first-purchase. One-time service (spa, single retreat, single product) optimizes for first-purchase ROAS. We model both before deciding the channel mix.
Both, blended. UGC and creator content win on awareness and emotional connection (Reels, TikTok, Stories). Paid performance creative wins on direct-response conversion (statics, talking-head VSL, AI-generated angles). We typically run 60% UGC-flavored creative + 40% performance-engineered — the mix shifts with what’s actually winning in the account.
Membership economics live or die on retention. We model 6-, 12-, 24-month LTV per acquisition cohort, plug it back into channel ROAS, and run lifecycle-stage creative (intro offer for cold traffic, retention content for new members at month 3, reactivation for lapsed members). First-month ROAS understates membership channels by 3–6×.
Founder face + voice on creative wins in wellness more than any other category — the practitioner’s credibility IS the brand. We run founder-led creative cycles (Reels, talking-head VSL, IG content) alongside performance ads. The Creative Strategist designs the founder-content cadence so it stays sustainable (most founders can’t shoot 12 ads a week).
Meta and TikTok restrict medical claims, before/after photos for most categories, and health-condition targeting. We work within those rules: testimonial-style social proof, mechanism-of-action explainers (not outcomes), founder-led narrative. Our creative team runs every brief through a policy check before production. Most wellness brands lose 2–3 weeks per month to disapprovals — we’ve cut that to under 4 hours.
Unified brand story, modality-specific funnels. Each service line (spa, classes, retreats, nutrition coaching) has different conversion logic, different audiences, different pricing — treating it as one funnel always underperforms. We architect a shared top-of-funnel for brand awareness, then specialized landing flows for each service. Common pattern for premium wellness brands with 3+ service lines.
Boutique fitness, wellness apps, supplement D2C. Real testimonials from clients we're still working with — names redacted where deals are still active.
They built our entire marketing funnel end-to-end and owned every deliverable. Not an ad-hoc agency you pay to run a few campaigns and hope it works.
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A slice of the wellness creative we ship — UGC creator review, founder-led explainer, modality-first hooks.
Sending cold traffic straight to a multi thousand dollar enrollment page rarely works. The price creates friction before prospects have a chance to understand the value, leaving a strong program with no effective bridge to conversion. We built a lead magnet funnel around a free module taken directly from the program. Prospects entered through real value, qualified themselves by engaging with the content, then were retargeted across both paid ads and outbound to ensure no warm lead was left behind. The result: opt in to enrollment conversion roughly doubled, filling the cohort with more than 50 enrollments at an acquisition cost of just $119 each.
The studio was selling memberships from the very first touch — and the funnel leaked badly right there. Nobody commits to a place they've never set foot in, so the cold pitch converted almost no one. We rebuilt the journey around a value ladder: a low-friction first class as the entry offer, the membership only once the visit had earned the trust. Trial-to-membership conversion climbed to roughly 1 in 3, on 500+ leads at $45 each.
A nutritional supplement brand lacking systematic creative testing at scale. We rebuilt their creative testing machine, created 30 creatives, and increased ROAS from 1.89 (breaking-even) to 2.31 (profitable) in just 1 month.