They built our full end-to-end marketing funnel and have been accountable for every deliverable — it’s not just another ad-hoc agency where you pay someone to run a few campaigns and see where it goes.
We shipped paid growth for leading wellness brands — IV clinics, longevity practices, yoga and Pilates studios, gyms, and supplement D2C.


Boutique fitness, wellness apps, supplement D2C. Real testimonials from clients we're still working with — names redacted where deals are still active.
They built our full end-to-end marketing funnel and have been accountable for every deliverable — it’s not just another ad-hoc agency where you pay someone to run a few campaigns and see where it goes.
Six specializations under one pod. From IV drips to longevity, fitness studios to supplements. Each has its own funnel quirks — trial-to-repeat is the only thing they share.
Walk-in protocol funnels, repeat-visit lifecycle, NAD+ and vitamin-drip educational creative.
High-AOV consult booking, peptide and hormone protocol funnels, LTV-first cohort reporting.
Intro-class lead-gen, class-pack to membership conversion, WhatsApp booking, retention triggers.
Trial-class funnels, member referral loops, retention-first paid spend, location-aware ads.
Subscription conversion, repeat-purchase modelling, creator-led creative, cohort LTV reporting.
Modality-first creative, multi-session package upsell, location-aware retargeting, intro-rate trials.
Twelve specializations under one pod. Whatever paid surface your members live on — we’ve shipped on it, learned on it, and tuned it for retention-first wellness economics.
Branded + protocol search · trial booking · local-clinic radius targeting
Cold prospecting · lookalike from LTV cohorts · UGC creator pipelines
Native hooks · supplement creator content · wellness-app acquisition
Founder-led explainer · protocol education · long-form trust-build
Geo-targeted retargeting · local studio awareness · brand defense
Creator-led acquisition · UTM-stitched codes · attributable partner spend
Media buying tuned to retention · multi-channel allocation by LTV cohort
UGC creator pipelines · modality-first creative · testimonial-led hooks
Trial-to-member handoff · subscription conversion · package upsell flow
Cohort LTV modelling · creator attribution · CFO-grade retention reporting
Multi-market launch · new-modality positioning · subscription playbook
Subscription-aware infrastructure · cohort-attributable data layer
Wellness paid acquisition has its own physics — trial-to-habit drop-off, creator attribution gaps, LTV that hides behind first-purchase math. Here's how we approach the four that surface on nearly every audit.
Most accounts measure CAC on first purchase, then miss that wellness churns hard in month 2–3. Without a retention model, paid scales to break-even and stalls. ROAS lies; cohort revenue tells the truth.
Wellness brands run 30–50% of growth through creators, but most can't tell which creator drove what revenue. Spend stacks without a feedback loop. The top creators get under-rewarded; the mediocre get over-funded.
Yoga studios all target "yoga lovers 25–40 in [city]." IV clinics all bid on "vitamin drip near me." When everyone uses the same audience, CPMs climb and CVR drops. The funnel breaks at the top.
A first class, a first capsule, a first drip — none of them are the business. Most wellness funnels lose 60–70% between first purchase and second. The drop is invisible if you only track CAC, not retention.
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Six funnels we've built and shipped for wellness accounts. Each is a working pattern, not a template — built around retention, LTV, and creator-stitched attribution from day one.
Location-aware lead form, package-vs-single decision tree, instant booking, retention email cadence built around redose intervals.
Free first-class lead-gen, in-studio conversion script, automated 7-day check-in, membership upgrade trigger at session 3.
One-time-to-subscription bridge, bundle/protocol upsell, post-purchase education series, churn-signal-based win-back.
Pre-consult assessment, peptide/hormone education content, deposit-secured booking, multi-touch lead nurture by protocol interest.
Creator code library, UTM-stitched landing pages, weekly creator-level ROAS, paid amplification of top-performing creator content.
Modality-first creative, multi-session package upsell, intro-rate trial, location-aware retargeting, post-session habit triggers.
A slice of the wellness creative we ship — UGC creator review, founder-led explainer, modality-first hooks. Click any tile to view the full creative library.
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"Wellness is the rare vertical where retention determines whether paid scales or stalls. The accounts that win build their LTV model before their first paid campaign — not after."
UTM-stitched creator codes, post-purchase survey attribution, creator-level ROAS computed weekly. We stop treating "creator spend" as a single line item and start treating each creator as a measurable channel. Top performers get amplified with paid; under-performers get rotated out.
Minimum 6 months. LTV models take three months of cohort data to be reliable — faster engagements never get past the first-purchase ROAS lens, which is exactly the lens we're trying to break the account out of.
Cohort-based: every paid acquisition gets bucketed by week, then revenue is tracked at month-3 and month-6 checkpoints. The metric stops being "ROAS this month" and becomes "LTV-to-CAC ratio by cohort, by channel, by creator." That's the number paid optimizes against.